السبت، 25 سبتمبر، 2010

Does the Language We Speak Shape Our Thought

For a long time, the idea that language might shape thought was considered at best untestable and more often simply wrong. Research in my labs at Stanford University and at MIT has helped reopen this question. We have collected data around the world: from China, Greece, Chile, Indonesia, Russia, and Aboriginal Australia. What we have learned is that people who speak different languages do indeed think differently and that even flukes of grammar can profoundly affect how we see the world. Language is a uniquely human gift, central to our experience of being human. Appreciating its role in constructing our mental lives brings us one step closer to understanding the very nature of humanity.

HOW DOES OUR LANGUAGE SHAPE THE WAY WE THINK? [6.12.09]
By Lera Boroditsky



LERA BORODITSKY is an assistant professor of psychology, neuroscience, and symbolic systems at Stanford University, who looks at how the languages we speak shape the way we think.

Lera Boroditsky's Edge Bio Page


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From WHAT'S NEXT?
Dispatches on the Future of Science
Edited By Max Brockman




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Humans communicate with one another using a dazzling array of languages, each differing from the next in innumerable ways. Do the languages we speak shape the way we see the world, the way we think, and the way we live our lives? Do people who speak different languages think differently simply because they speak different languages? Does learning new languages change the way you think? Do polyglots think differently when speaking different languages?

These questions touch on nearly all of the major controversies in the study of mind. They have engaged scores of philosophers, anthropologists, linguists, and psychologists, and they have important implications for politics, law, and religion. Yet despite nearly constant attention and debate, very little empirical work was done on these questions until recently. For a long time, the idea that language might shape thought was considered at best untestable and more often simply wrong. Research in my labs at Stanford University and at MIT has helped reopen this question. We have collected data around the world: from China, Greece, Chile, Indonesia, Russia, and Aboriginal Australia. What we have learned is that people who speak different languages do indeed think differently and that even flukes of grammar can profoundly affect how we see the world. Language is a uniquely human gift, central to our experience of being human. Appreciating its role in constructing our mental lives brings us one step closer to understanding the very nature of humanity.

I often start my undergraduate lectures by asking students the following question: which cognitive faculty would you most hate to lose? Most of them pick the sense of sight; a few pick hearing. Once in a while, a wisecracking student might pick her sense of humor or her fashion sense. Almost never do any of them spontaneously say that the faculty they'd most hate to lose is language. Yet if you lose (or are born without) your sight or hearing, you can still have a wonderfully rich social existence. You can have friends, you can get an education, you can hold a job, you can start a family. But what would your life be like if you had never learned a language? Could you still have friends, get an education, hold a job, start a family? Language is so fundamental to our experience, so deeply a part of being human, that it's hard to imagine life without it. But are languages merely tools for expressing our thoughts, or do they actually shape our thoughts?

Most questions of whether and how language shapes thought start with the simple observation that languages differ from one another. And a lot! Let's take a (very) hypothetical example. Suppose you want to say, "Bush read Chomsky's latest book." Let's focus on just the verb, "read." To say this sentence in English, we have to mark the verb for tense; in this case, we have to pronounce it like "red" and not like "reed." In Indonesian you need not (in fact, you can't) alter the verb to mark tense. In Russian you would have to alter the verb to indicate tense and gender. So if it was Laura Bush who did the reading, you'd use a different form of the verb than if it was George. In Russian you'd also have to include in the verb information about completion. If George read only part of the book, you'd use a different form of the verb than if he'd diligently plowed through the whole thing. In Turkish you'd have to include in the verb how you acquired this information: if you had witnessed this unlikely event with your own two eyes, you'd use one verb form, but if you had simply read or heard about it, or inferred it from something Bush said, you'd use a different verb form.

Clearly, languages require different things of their speakers. Does this mean that the speakers think differently about the world? Do English, Indonesian, Russian, and Turkish speakers end up attending to, partitioning, and remembering their experiences differently just because they speak different languages? For some scholars, the answer to these questions has been an obvious yes. Just look at the way people talk, they might say. Certainly, speakers of different languages must attend to and encode strikingly different aspects of the world just so they can use their language properly.

Scholars on the other side of the debate don't find the differences in how people talk convincing. All our linguistic utterances are sparse, encoding only a small part of the information we have available. Just because English speakers don't include the same information in their verbs that Russian and Turkish speakers do doesn't mean that English speakers aren't paying attention to the same things; all it means is that they're not talking about them. It's possible that everyone thinks the same way, notices the same things, but just talks differently.

Believers in cross-linguistic differences counter that everyone does not pay attention to the same things: if everyone did, one might think it would be easy to learn to speak other languages. Unfortunately, learning a new language (especially one not closely related to those you know) is never easy; it seems to require paying attention to a new set of distinctions. Whether it's distinguishing modes of being in Spanish, evidentiality in Turkish, or aspect in Russian, learning to speak these languages requires something more than just learning vocabulary: it requires paying attention to the right things in the world so that you have the correct information to include in what you say.

Such a priori arguments about whether or not language shapes thought have gone in circles for centuries, with some arguing that it's impossible for language to shape thought and others arguing that it's impossible for language not to shape thought. Recently my group and others have figured out ways to empirically test some of the key questions in this ancient debate, with fascinating results. So instead of arguing about what must be true or what can't be true, let's find out what is true.

Follow me to Pormpuraaw, a small Aboriginal community on the western edge of Cape York, in northern Australia. I came here because of the way the locals, the Kuuk Thaayorre, talk about space. Instead of words like "right," "left," "forward," and "back," which, as commonly used in English, define space relative to an observer, the Kuuk Thaayorre, like many other Aboriginal groups, use cardinal-direction terms — north, south, east, and west — to define space.1 This is done at all scales, which means you have to say things like "There's an ant on your southeast leg" or "Move the cup to the north northwest a little bit." One obvious consequence of speaking such a language is that you have to stay oriented at all times, or else you cannot speak properly. The normal greeting in Kuuk Thaayorre is "Where are you going?" and the answer should be something like " Southsoutheast, in the middle distance." If you don't know which way you're facing, you can't even get past "Hello."

The result is a profound difference in navigational ability and spatial knowledge between speakers of languages that rely primarily on absolute reference frames (like Kuuk Thaayorre) and languages that rely on relative reference frames (like English).2 Simply put, speakers of languages like Kuuk Thaayorre are much better than English speakers at staying oriented and keeping track of where they are, even in unfamiliar landscapes or inside unfamiliar buildings. What enables them — in fact, forces them — to do this is their language. Having their attention trained in this way equips them to perform navigational feats once thought beyond human capabilities. Because space is such a fundamental domain of thought, differences in how people think about space don't end there. People rely on their spatial knowledge to build other, more complex, more abstract representations. Representations of such things as time, number, musical pitch, kinship relations, morality, and emotions have been shown to depend on how we think about space. So if the Kuuk Thaayorre think differently about space, do they also think differently about other things, like time? This is what my collaborator Alice Gaby and I came to Pormpuraaw to find out.

To test this idea, we gave people sets of pictures that showed some kind of temporal progression (e.g., pictures of a man aging, or a crocodile growing, or a banana being eaten). Their job was to arrange the shuffled photos on the ground to show the correct temporal order. We tested each person in two separate sittings, each time facing in a different cardinal direction. If you ask English speakers to do this, they'll arrange the cards so that time proceeds from left to right. Hebrew speakers will tend to lay out the cards from right to left, showing that writing direction in a language plays a role.3 So what about folks like the Kuuk Thaayorre, who don't use words like "left" and "right"? What will they do?

The Kuuk Thaayorre did not arrange the cards more often from left to right than from right to left, nor more toward or away from the body. But their arrangements were not random: there was a pattern, just a different one from that of English speakers. Instead of arranging time from left to right, they arranged it from east to west. That is, when they were seated facing south, the cards went left to right. When they faced north, the cards went from right to left. When they faced east, the cards came toward the body and so on. This was true even though we never told any of our subjects which direction they faced. The Kuuk Thaayorre not only knew that already (usually much better than I did), but they also spontaneously used this spatial orientation to construct their representations of time.

People's ideas of time differ across languages in other ways. For example, English speakers tend to talk about time using horizontal spatial metaphors (e.g., "The best is ahead of us," "The worst is behind us"), whereas Mandarin speakers have a vertical metaphor for time (e.g., the next month is the "down month" and the last month is the "up month"). Mandarin speakers talk about time vertically more often than English speakers do, so do Mandarin speakers think about time vertically more often than English speakers do? Imagine this simple experiment. I stand next to you, point to a spot in space directly in front of you, and tell you, "This spot, here, is today. Where would you put yesterday? And where would you put tomorrow?" When English speakers are asked to do this, they nearly always point horizontally. But Mandarin speakers often point vertically, about seven or eight times more often than do English speakers.4

Even basic aspects of time perception can be affected by language. For example, English speakers prefer to talk about duration in terms of length (e.g., "That was a short talk," "The meeting didn't take long"), while Spanish and Greek speakers prefer to talk about time in terms of amount, relying more on words like "much" "big", and "little" rather than "short" and "long" Our research into such basic cognitive abilities as estimating duration shows that speakers of different languages differ in ways predicted by the patterns of metaphors in their language. (For example, when asked to estimate duration, English speakers are more likely to be confused by distance information, estimating that a line of greater length remains on the test screen for a longer period of time, whereas Greek speakers are more likely to be confused by amount, estimating that a container that is fuller remains longer on the screen.)5

An important question at this point is: Are these differences caused by language per se or by some other aspect of culture? Of course, the lives of English, Mandarin, Greek, Spanish, and Kuuk Thaayorre speakers differ in a myriad of ways. How do we know that it is language itself that creates these differences in thought and not some other aspect of their respective cultures?

One way to answer this question is to teach people new ways of talking and see if that changes the way they think. In our lab, we've taught English speakers different ways of talking about time. In one such study, English speakers were taught to use size metaphors (as in Greek) to describe duration (e.g., a movie is larger than a sneeze), or vertical metaphors (as in Mandarin) to describe event order. Once the English speakers had learned to talk about time in these new ways, their cognitive performance began to resemble that of Greek or Mandarin speakers. This suggests that patterns in a language can indeed play a causal role in constructing how we think.6 In practical terms, it means that when you're learning a new language, you're not simply learning a new way of talking, you are also inadvertently learning a new way of thinking. Beyond abstract or complex domains of thought like space and time, languages also meddle in basic aspects of visual perception — our ability to distinguish colors, for example. Different languages divide up the color continuum differently: some make many more distinctions between colors than others, and the boundaries often don't line up across languages.

To test whether differences in color language lead to differences in color perception, we compared Russian and English speakers' ability to discriminate shades of blue. In Russian there is no single word that covers all the colors that English speakers call "blue." Russian makes an obligatory distinction between light blue (goluboy) and dark blue (siniy). Does this distinction mean that siniy blues look more different from goluboy blues to Russian speakers? Indeed, the data say yes. Russian speakers are quicker to distinguish two shades of blue that are called by the different names in Russian (i.e., one being siniy and the other being goluboy) than if the two fall into the same category.

For English speakers, all these shades are still designated by the same word, "blue," and there are no comparable differences in reaction time.

Further, the Russian advantage disappears when subjects are asked to perform a verbal interference task (reciting a string of digits) while making color judgments but not when they're asked to perform an equally difficult spatial interference task (keeping a novel visual pattern in memory). The disappearance of the advantage when performing a verbal task shows that language is normally involved in even surprisingly basic perceptual judgments — and that it is language per se that creates this difference in perception between Russian and English speakers.

When Russian speakers are blocked from their normal access to language by a verbal interference task, the differences between Russian and English speakers disappear.

Even what might be deemed frivolous aspects of language can have far-reaching subconscious effects on how we see the world. Take grammatical gender. In Spanish and other Romance languages, nouns are either masculine or feminine. In many other languages, nouns are divided into many more genders ("gender" in this context meaning class or kind). For example, some Australian Aboriginal languages have up to sixteen genders, including classes of hunting weapons, canines, things that are shiny, or, in the phrase made famous by cognitive linguist George Lakoff, "women, fire, and dangerous things."

What it means for a language to have grammatical gender is that words belonging to different genders get treated differently grammatically and words belonging to the same grammatical gender get treated the same grammatically. Languages can require speakers to change pronouns, adjective and verb endings, possessives, numerals, and so on, depending on the noun's gender. For example, to say something like "my chair was old" in Russian (moy stul bil' stariy), you'd need to make every word in the sentence agree in gender with "chair" (stul), which is masculine in Russian. So you'd use the masculine form of "my," "was," and "old." These are the same forms you'd use in speaking of a biological male, as in "my grandfather was old." If, instead of speaking of a chair, you were speaking of a bed (krovat'), which is feminine in Russian, or about your grandmother, you would use the feminine form of "my," "was," and "old."

Does treating chairs as masculine and beds as feminine in the grammar make Russian speakers think of chairs as being more like men and beds as more like women in some way? It turns out that it does. In one study, we asked German and Spanish speakers to describe objects having opposite gender assignment in those two languages. The descriptions they gave differed in a way predicted by grammatical gender. For example, when asked to describe a "key" — a word that is masculine in German and feminine in Spanish — the German speakers were more likely to use words like "hard," "heavy," "jagged," "metal," "serrated," and "useful," whereas Spanish speakers were more likely to say "golden," "intricate," "little," "lovely," "shiny," and "tiny." To describe a "bridge," which is feminine in German and masculine in Spanish, the German speakers said "beautiful," "elegant," "fragile," "peaceful," "pretty," and "slender," and the Spanish speakers said "big," "dangerous," "long," "strong," "sturdy," and "towering." This was true even though all testing was done in English, a language without grammatical gender. The same pattern of results also emerged in entirely nonlinguistic tasks (e.g., rating similarity between pictures). And we can also show that it is aspects of language per se that shape how people think: teaching English speakers new grammatical gender systems influences mental representations of objects in the same way it does with German and Spanish speakers. Apparently even small flukes of grammar, like the seemingly arbitrary assignment of gender to a noun, can have an effect on people's ideas of concrete objects in the world.7

In fact, you don't even need to go into the lab to see these effects of language; you can see them with your own eyes in an art gallery. Look at some famous examples of personification in art — the ways in which abstract entities such as death, sin, victory, or time are given human form. How does an artist decide whether death, say, or time should be painted as a man or a woman? It turns out that in 85 percent of such personifications, whether a male or female figure is chosen is predicted by the grammatical gender of the word in the artist's native language. So, for example, German painters are more likely to paint death as a man, whereas Russian painters are more likely to paint death as a woman.

The fact that even quirks of grammar, such as grammatical gender, can affect our thinking is profound. Such quirks are pervasive in language; gender, for example, applies to all nouns, which means that it is affecting how people think about anything that can be designated by a noun. That's a lot of stuff!

I have described how languages shape the way we think about space, time, colors, and objects. Other studies have found effects of language on how people construe events, reason about causality, keep track of number, understand material substance, perceive and experience emotion, reason about other people's minds, choose to take risks, and even in the way they choose professions and spouses.8 Taken together, these results show that linguistic processes are pervasive in most fundamental domains of thought, unconsciously shaping us from the nuts and bolts of cognition and perception to our loftiest abstract notions and major life decisions. Language is central to our experience of being human, and the languages we speak profoundly shape the way we think, the way we see the world, the way we live our lives.

الخميس، 25 مارس، 2010

Shut Up!..

أنا السببْ .
في كل ما جرى لكم ..
أيها العربْ .
سلبتُكم أنهارَكم والتينَ والزيتونَ والعنبْ .
أنا الذي اغتصبتُ أرضَكم وعِرضَكم
، وكلَّ غالٍ عندكم
أنا الذي طردتُكم من هضْبة الجولان
والجليلِ والنقبْ
. والقدسُ ، في ضياعها ، كنتُ أنا السببْ
. نعم أنا ..
أنا السببْ .
أنا الذي لمَّا أتيتُ :
المسجدُ الأقصى ذهبْ .
أنا الذي أمرتُ جيشي ، في الحروب كلها
بالانسحاب فانسحبْ .
أنا الذي هزمتُكم
أنا الذي شردتُكم
وبعتكم في السوق مثل عيدان القصبْ
. أنا الذي كنتُ أقول للذي
يفتح منكم فمَهُ :
" شَتْ ابْ " ***
نعم أنا ... أنا السببْ .
في كل ما جرى لكم يا أيها العربْ ..
وكلُّ من قال لكم ، غير الذي أقولهُ
، فقد كَذَبْ .
فمن لأرضكم سلبْ .؟!
ومن لمالكم نَهبْ .؟!
ومن سوايَ مثلما اغتصبتكم قد اغتَصبْ .؟!
أقولها صريحةً
، بكل ما أوتيتُ من وقاحةٍ وجرأةٍ ،
وقلةٍ في الذوق والأدبْ .
أنا الذي أخذتُ منكم كل ما هبَّ ودبْ .
ولا أخاف أحداً ،
ألستُ رغم أنفكم
أنا الزعيمُ المنتخَبْ .!؟
لم ينتخبني أحدٌ لكنني
إذا طلبتُ منكم في ذات يوم ، طلباً
هل يستطيعٌ واحدٌ أن يرفض الطلبْ .؟!
أشنقهُ ، أقتلهُ ، أجعلهُ يغوص في دمائه حتى الرُّكبْ .
فلتقبلوني ، هكذا كما أنا ،
أو فاشربوا " بحر العربْ " .
ما دام لم يعجبْكم العجبْ .
مني ، ولا الصيامُ في رجبْ .
ولتغضبوا ، إذا استطعتم ،
بعدما قتلتُ في نفوسكم روحَ التحدي والغضبْ .
وبعدما شجَّعتكم على الفسوق والمجون والطربْ .
وبعدما أقنعتكم أن المظاهراتِ فوضى ، ليس إلا
، وشَغَبْ .
وبعدما علَّمتكم أن السكوتَ من ذهبْ .
وبعدما حوَّلتُكم إلى جليدٍ وحديدٍ وخشبْ .
وبعدما أرهقتُكم
وبعدما أتعبتُكم حتى قضى عليكمُ الإرهاقُ والتعبْ
. ***
يا من غدوتم في يديَّ كالدُّمى وكاللعبْ
. نعم أنا ..
أنا السببْ .
في كل ما جرى لكم
فلتشتموني في الفضائياتِ
، إن أردتم ، والخطبْ .
وادعوا عليَّ في صلاتكم وردِّدوا :
" تبت يداهُ مثلما تبت يدا أبي لهبْ ".
قولوا بأني خائنٌ لكم ،
وكلبٌ
وابن كلبْ .
ماذا يضيرني أنا ؟!
ما دام كل واحدٍ في بيتهِ ، يريد أن يسقطني بصوتهِ
، وبالضجيج والصَخبْ .؟!
أنا هنا ،
ما زلتُ أحمل الألقاب كلها
وأحملُ الرتبْ .
أُطِلُّ ، كالثعبان ، من جحري عليكم
فإذا ما غاب رأسي لحظةً ، ظلَّ الذَنَبْ .!
فلتشعلوا النيران حولي واملأوها بالحطبْ .
إذا أردتم أن أولِّيَ الفرارَ والهربْ .
وحينها ستعرفون ،
ربما ،
مَن الذي ـ في كل ما جرى لكم ـ كان السببْ
انا السبب
نعم
أنا السبب
و (شت اب)

السبت، 20 مارس، 2010

نزار يترك الرومنسية ويحمل قلماً

هل في العيون التونسية شاطئ ترتاح فوق رماله الأعصاب؟
أنا يا صديقة متعب بعروبتي فهل العروبة لعنة وعقاب؟
أمشي على ورق الخريطة خائفاً..فعلى الخريطة كلنا أغراب
أتكلم الفصحى أمام عشيرتي.. وأعيد
لكن ما هناك جواب
لولا العباءات التي التفوا بها
ما كنت أحسب أنهم أعراب
قبلاتهم عربية
من ذا رأى فيما رأى قبلاً لها أنياب
أنا متعب ودفاتري تعبت معي
هل للدفاتر يا ترى أعصاب؟
فخريطة الوطن الكبير فضيحة
فحواجز ومخافر وكلاب
يا تونس الخضراء كأسي علقم
أعلى الهزيمة تشرب الأنخاب
يا تونس الخضراء كيف خلاصنا؟
لم يبق من كتب السماء كتاب
فكأنما كتب التراث خرافة كبرى..
فلا عمر ولا خطاب
وبيارق ابن العاص تمسح دمعها
وعزيز مصر بالفصام مصاب
من ذا يصدق أن مصر تهودت
فمقام سيدنا الحسين يباب!
ما هذه مصر
فإن صلاتها عبرية
وإمامها نصاب
ما هذه مصر
فإن سماءها صغرت
ونساءها أسلاب
إن جاء كافور ...فكم من حاكم قهر الشعوب
وتاجه..قبقاب
قرطاجة
قرطاجة
قرطاجة
شاخ الزمان وأنت بعد شباب
أأنا مغني القصر يا قرطاجة؟
كيف الحضور وما عليّ ثياب؟؟؟
لا تعذريني إن كشفت مواجعي
وجه الحقيقة ما عليه نقاب
فإذا قسوت غلى العروبة مرة..
فمن العباءة تطلع الأعشاب
وإذا صرخت بوجه من أحببتهم
فلكي يعيش الحب والأحباب
وذنوب شعري؟ كلها مغفورة..
فالله جل جلاله التواب...
نزار قباني....

السبت، 13 مارس، 2010

The Second Paper

ورقة من المنفى....
تحية ... وقبلة
وليس عندي ما أقول بعد
من أين أبتدي؟.. وأين أنتهي؟..
ودورة الزمان دون حد
وكل ما في غربتي
زوادة،فيها رغيف يابس، ووجد
ودفتر يحمل عني بعض ما حملت
بصقت في صفحاته ما ضاق بي من حقد...
من أين أبتدي؟..
وكل ما قيل وما يقال بعد غد
لا ينتهي بضمة أو لمسة من يد
لا يرجع الغربيب للديار
لا ينزل الأمطار
لا ينبت الريح
على جناح طير ضائع.. منهدّ
من أين أبتدي؟ تحية؟ قبلة؟ وبعد؟
أقول للمذياع:
قل لها أنا بخير
أقول للعصفور
إن صادفتها يا طير
قل:لا تنسني..
وقل:
بخير
أنا بخير
ما زال في عيني بصر
ما زال في السما قمر
وثوبي العتيق حتى الآن ما اندثر...
تمزقت أطرافه.. لكنني رتقته ولم يزل بخير
وصرت شابا جاوز العشرين..
تصوريني.. صرت في العشرين
وصرت كالشباب يا أماه
أواجه الحياة
وأحمل العبء كما الرجال يحملون
وأشتغل في مطعم.. وأغسل الصحون
وأصنع القهوة للزبون
وأألصق البسمات فوق وجهي الحزين
ليفرح الزبون
........
أنا بخير
قد صرت في العشرين
وصرت كالشباب يا أمي
أدخن التبغ
وأتكي على الجدار
أقول للحلوة: آه
كما يقول الآخرون
.....
يقول صاحبي: هل عندكم رغيف؟
يا إخوتي.. ما قيمة الإنسان إن نام كل ليلة...جوعان؟
أنا بخير
أنا بخير
عندي رغيف أسمر..
ليس عندي خضار... لكن عندي سلة للخضار...
ما زلت يا أمي بخير
.....
سمعت في المذياع
تحية المشردين للمشردين
قال الجميع كلنا بخير
لا أحد حزين
فكيف حال والدي؟
ألم يزل كعهده؟ يحب ذكر الله...
والأبناء
والتراب .. والزيتون؟
وكيف حال أخوتي؟
هل أصبحوا موظفين؟
سمعت يوما والدي يقول
سيصبحون كلهم معلمين
سمعته يقول:
"أجوع حتى أشتري لكم كتابا"
لا أحد في قريتي يفك حرفا في خطاب
وكيف حال أختنا؟
هل كبرت؟... وجاءها خطاب؟
وكيف حال جدتي؟
ألم تزل كعهدها تحب قعود الباب..
وتدعو لنا بالشباب والثواب؟
سمعت في المذياع
رسالئل المشردين للمشردين
جميعهم بخير
لكنني حزين
....
ماذا جنينا نحن يا أماه؟
حتى نموت مرتين؟
فمرة نموت في الحياة
ومرة نموت عند الموت
هل تعلمين ما الذي يملؤني بكاء؟
هبي مرضت ليلة وهد جسمي الداء
هل يذكر المساء..مسافرا قد أتى هنا...
ولم يعد إلى الوطن؟
هل يذكر المساء
مهاجرا مات بلا كفن
وأنت يا أماه...
ووالدي وإخوتي والأهل والرفاق...
لعلكم أحياء
لعلكم أموات
لعكم مثلي بلا عنوان
ما قيمة الإنسان يا أمي
بلا عنوان؟؟؟

من أعمال: الدرويش محمود.....

الجمعة، 5 يونيو، 2009

طالب الجامعة الهاشمية 2

(أعتذر عن التأخير في إكمال المدوّنة، وذلك لظروف ضرورية)
وبدخل طالب الجامعة داخل المبنى ( لإنو المكان الوحيد في الجامعة اللي فيه فيّــة) وإلا بنعطب من الشمس (Oh ! ya) وبجلس على المقعد... وبعد ما يحس حالو ملاحق من الأمن ومهدد بسحب الهوية، بهرب للطابق التاني، هناك فيه هدووء لا أمن ولا بطيخ، حتى محاضرات ما في الصبح... هاها... ولإنو طالب الجامعة عندو ذوق، قبل ما يشغل أغاني على موبايلو، بنتبه أولا إنو ما في محاضرات مشان ما يزعج سير المحاضرة. بس وين بدو يروح؟! ما بلحق ينسم علينا الهوا.... إلا وبشوف أمن جاييلو على جسر اللوزية، وهون الوقعة.
مهو أمن الجامعة الهاشمية طول اليوم قاعد، يعني بيجي الصبح بشرب شاي، وقهوة، بدخن سيجارة سيجارتين .. بتغدى وبنام، طيب وبعدين؟ بزهق.. بصير يدور على طالب يتفشش فيه... ما بصدق وهو يسمع موبايل رن...
وبعد ما يشرف الأمن لعند الطالب :
- هون انت اللي مشغل أغاني؟
-أغاني؟
-آه أغاني.
-لا مش أنا.
-يعني بتلعب فيه؟ انت قدّي؟
-لا مش القصد . بس....
-وين هويتك؟
(( وبطلع الطالب هويتو، وبورجيها للأمن))
- اعطيني أشوف.... الاسم فلان الفلاني... مممم .... العقيد مفلن الفلاني بقربلك؟
- لا
- لعاد روح خذ هويتك من عند العميد
وبروح الطالب عند العميد...
- لو سمحتي العميد موجود؟
-ليش؟
- بدي هويتي
- ما وصلنا هويات
(( شو يعني الأمن بتخوث؟))
وبرجع عالأمن...
- وين الهوية؟
- الهوية صارت مع رئيس شعبة الأمن
أففففف وبروح على رئيس شعبة الأمن.. غرفة متر في متر.. فيها مكتب كاين بغرفة دكتور والدكتور جدد مكتبو فأعطى القديم للأمن يكشخو فيه..
- السلام عليكم
- إنت فلان الفلاني؟
- نعم، الأمن أخذ هويتي وما كان....
- انت مكتوب فيك تقرير.. هاي مش أول مرة. محاولة ابتزاز الأمن، شتمو، تعطيل سير الدوام...
- لا لا ولا اشي صح...
- اسكت
اكتبلي هون رقم تلفونك مشان نحكيلك شو رح نسوي معك
- عفوا؟ كل هاد لإني شغلت الموبايل على أغنية؟ وما كان في محاضرات
- وراي شغل تعال أكتب الرقم
- آسف ما بعطي رقمي
- طيب خذ هويتك والله يسهل عليك
استنى اعلان بإسمك مشان تزورنا
(( يعني لو كان الطالب بمعتقل غوانتنامو أرحم))
وبس يخلص معاملاتو مع الأمن بروح يشوف الدكتور اللي ترك محاضرتو مشان يراجع الأمن بوقتها..
الدكتور مش موجود بالمكتب
- غريبة عاد هلأ عندو ساعة مكتبية
((( عــــــــــااادي... اتعودنا عالمواعيد الفارطة)))
- شو يعني راحت علي؟
- تعيش وتاكل غيرها
الطالب الآن حالتو النفسية بالحضيض... يلعن أبو الجامعة وساعة اللي فات فيها الجامعة.. ويلعن اللي ما يلعن الجامعة
وبصير يستنى بصحابو مشان يفضفضلهم همو...
أما صحبة الجامعة فهاي إلها ورقة خاصة... استنونا... وآسفة إذا رح أجرح ببعض الصاحبات
الأسبوع القادم ورقة أخرى من مذكرات طالب جامعة

السبت، 16 مايو، 2009

طالب الجامعة الهاشمية

بداية أعتذر لأنني لم أستطع أن أكتب هذه المدونة باللغة العربية الفصحى. ليس عجزاً مني، ولكن ... هيك بدها

طالب الجامعة، وين ما كان بننظرلو على أساس إنو معلم المستقبل. وطبعاً معلم محترم عند وزارة التربية والتعليم، معلم قوي وقادر ينجح أو يرسب الطالب حسب ما الطلاب بشوفو. بس إيش هو البرنامج اليومي لطالب الجامعة الهاشمية أثناء صقله ليصبح معلم المستقبل؟ خلينا نشوف مع بعض:
الشباب بعمر 20-23 بحبو عادة يفلسفو حياتهم، يحسو بالتميز، إنو كل شي مثالي أو حتى لو ما كان مثالي، عالأقل مميز. بحبو يشربو قهوة أو ببينو إنهم بشربو قهوة حتى لو ما بحبوها. بسمعو فيروز الصبح، حتى لو ما بطيقو صوتها. بحبو يمسكو جريدة حتى لو ما بقرؤوها.
المهم، بقوم الطالب الصبح، بلبس أحلى إشي عندو، ويمكن يكون محضر الأواعي وحاططها فوق راسو وهو نايم. بوصل المجمع وبركب بباص السوسنة، باص مريح ومكيّف وكبير، بشقّ الستارة مشان يشعر بشمس الصبح اللطيفة، وبشوف السايق فوق راسو:
- ما حدّش يفتح البرادي
بحكي هناك... هيه سكر البرداية
بدكيش تسكرها؟ ماشي
وبطفي السايق المكيف وبحكي
- خليكم هيك بدكم، ما احنا ما بنيجي غير بهالأسلوب
أفففف... شو هاظ يا زلمة؟ ( هاد الحكي للمحصّل اللي بكون قاعد جنبه)
وبمشي الباص، على أقل من مهله مشان يحمي الطلاب، خاصة الطلاب الهم عناية خاصة في المواصلات.
وبس يوصل الباص عالجامعة ،
بنزل الطالب ( معلم المستقبل) وبوصل عالبوابة مشان يدخل الجامعة ( بوابة الطلاب في الجامعة الهاشمية ما بتوسع لأكثر من شخص) فبيضطر الطلاب يصفوا ورى بعض كالتالي:
الطالب (1)
الطالب(2)
الطالب (3)
وبقوم باستقبال الطالب على البوابة 3 من أمن الجامعة:
الطالب (1 )
- الهوية بلله
وبدوّر الطالب عالهوية بس للأسف ناسيها بالبيت
- روح هناك عند الأمن خليه يشوفك
في غرفة فيها اتنين أمن على يسار بوابة الطلاب ما بعرف لإيش
المهم:
الطالب (2 ): مرحبا أبو فلان!
- أهلا أهلا....
بفوت الطالب (2) من غير تأشيرة
الطالب (3) : أو الطالبة:
- عفوا عمو، إنتي من عنا من الجامعة؟
- آه من الجامعة
- أي سنة؟
- أنا سنة تانية
- ماشي تفضلي

(وبفوت طلاب الجامعة الهاشمية إلى حرم الجامعة الهاشمية بما فيهم طالب الجامعة الهاشمية)

طالب الجامعة الهاشمية بحب يشرب قهوة الصبح، ويسمع فيروز
بشتري القهموة من أبعد كشك عن الكلية، وبروح على كليتو يقعد فيها لإنو مافي بالجامعة الهاشمية مكان يجلس فيه الطلاب إلا الكليات، علأقل فيها فيّة
وبقعد على مقعد داخل المبنى، وبكون قاعد عالمقععد أمامه مباشرة اتنين من الأمن، بتهامسو، وبطّلعوا فيه نظرات غريبة، فيها نوع من القرف وتحميل الجميلة.

نكمل برنامج طالب الجامعة الهاشمبة غداً

الأربعاء، 13 مايو، 2009

الورقة ( 1 )

قصيدة للشاعر حيدر محمود:

يا ولدي....

سيأتي زمنٌ صعلوك،

يتخلّى فيه قلبك عنك...

ويعلنُ أن لا شأن له بلسانك

فـــــوك

ويعانقك الشعر.... طوال الليل

وينكر وجهك عند صياح الديك

فإذا جاءك زمنك...

فادخل فيه . ..

وأدخله قبل فوات الفرصة فيك

وإن لم تقدر؛

مارس طقس الإسفنج

يعب مياه البحر ولا يشربها

ويدلّ الحيتان على الحيتان

ولا يقربها

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يا ولدي؛

وقد اختلط الحابل بالنابل

والصاعد بالنازل

لا تسأل يا ولدي كيف انفجر أبوك

" ماذا يمكن أن يملك يا ولدي عبد مملوك"!